Category: Humor

Konstantin Berkovich sent this humorous one to me… The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,

1. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” 2. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius

Another great one from StrangeCosmos: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside — I just finished cleaning!” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray

This is another funny one from Sam Greenwood… A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is

With a son in college, I decided to consult with StrageCosmos to identify the strange things you learn in college (but not necessarrily in the classroom) 1. Flip-flops become as important as soap and shampoo. 2. Getting to bed by

Some great new quotes… All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. – Tom Lehrer The most affectionate creature in the world