You Know You’re Old When…

– In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. – Kidnappers are not very interested in you. – No one expects you to run into a burning building. – People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did

Psychiatric Hotline Voice Mail

This is another great one from StrangeCosmos…the voicemail at the Psychiatric Hotline: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities,

Why Ask Why

Things to Ponder… 1. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? How do they check? 2. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers? 3. Why could Superman stop bullets with his

Immigration Humor

Courtesy of Jay Leno… 1. Mexico President Vicente Fox is in the U.S. for four days. Well that’s how it always starts. Four days, then three weeks, then four months. 2. Fox was greeted with a traditional American welcome when