Category: Humor

Another great set from StrangeCosmos that describes new words for a new world: AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun)

This is a good one from Roger Sines: WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates

Another interesting set of questions from StrangeCosmos: Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. Only 14% of Americans say they’ve done this with the opposite sex. What is it? A. Skinny dipping. Q.

– In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. – Kidnappers are not very interested in you. – No one expects you to run into a burning building. – People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 3. There is a very fine

This is a little long to read, but it’s a great one from the Grouchy Old Cripple that illustrates the difference between the thought processes of men and women: Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman

Another cute one from Sam Greenwood… 1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more

Today’s Featured Humor: 1. I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? 2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in

This is another great one from StrangeCosmos…the voicemail at the Psychiatric Hotline: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities,