Another interesting set of questions from StrangeCosmos: Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. Only 14% of Americans say they’ve done this with the opposite sex. What is it? A. Skinny dipping. Q.
Category: Humor
You Know You’re Old When…
– In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. – Kidnappers are not very interested in you. – No one expects you to run into a burning building. – People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did
Things Learned The Hard Way
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 3. There is a very fine
The Differences Between Men and Women
This is a little long to read, but it’s a great one from the Grouchy Old Cripple that illustrates the difference between the thought processes of men and women: Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman
25 Things You Should Know by Age 40
Another cute one from Sam Greenwood… 1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more
10 Valid Reasons Not To Come In To Work
Today’s Featured Humor: 1. I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? 2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in
Psychiatric Hotline Voice Mail
This is another great one from StrangeCosmos…the voicemail at the Psychiatric Hotline: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities,
Why Ask Why
Things to Ponder… 1. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? How do they check? 2. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers? 3. Why could Superman stop bullets with his
Immigration Humor
Courtesy of Jay Leno… 1. Mexico President Vicente Fox is in the U.S. for four days. Well that’s how it always starts. Four days, then three weeks, then four months. 2. Fox was greeted with a traditional American welcome when