Some great quotes about food from StrangeCosmos: Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish. – Timothy Jones A woman without a
Category: Humor
Political Correctness
Here is an interesting one from DryBones that forces us to recall the craziness of political correctness… and how it’s now become a central part of Western Liberalism and Islamic Extremism.
New Operating System called Wife: Caution – Handle with Care
This is humor for the techno-jockey, sent to me courtesy of Greg Miller… Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
Interesting Quotes About Life
Another set of humorous quotes from StrangeCosmos… 1. My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol) 2. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by
New Preamble to the Constitution
This is an interesting one that I received from Mark Clower… It’s been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from Georgia, but I cannot vouch for its validity. “We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
More Interesting Quotes
1. “The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.” (Anton Chekhov) 2. “It’s not the people who are in prison worry me. It’s the people who aren’t.”
If Men Ruled the World
Another humorous list from StrageCosmos: 1. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. 2. Each year, your raise would be
Politics and Reality
Stephen Colbert recently interviewed Washington DC’s shadow member of Congress, Eleanor Holmes Norton. The YouTube web site has the very funny video, especially the part where Colbert argues with Norton about discrimination, sexual harassment, etc.
Words to Build Your Vocabulary…
Another great set from StrangeCosmos that describes new words for a new world: AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun)