Category: Humor

This is a good one from Roger Sines: WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates

Another interesting set of questions from StrangeCosmos: Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. Only 14% of Americans say they’ve done this with the opposite sex. What is it? A. Skinny dipping. Q.

– In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. – Kidnappers are not very interested in you. – No one expects you to run into a burning building. – People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 3. There is a very fine

This is a little long to read, but it’s a great one from the Grouchy Old Cripple that illustrates the difference between the thought processes of men and women: Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman

Another cute one from Sam Greenwood… 1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more

Today’s Featured Humor: 1. I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? 2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in

This is another great one from StrangeCosmos…the voicemail at the Psychiatric Hotline: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities,

Things to Ponder… 1. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? How do they check? 2. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers? 3. Why could Superman stop bullets with his