Courtesy of Jay Leno… 1. Mexico President Vicente Fox is in the U.S. for four days. Well that’s how it always starts. Four days, then three weeks, then four months. 2. Fox was greeted with a traditional American welcome when
Category: Humor
Four US Presidents & The Wizard of Oz
This is humor sent to me by Mark Clower… Four US Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to the Land of Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great
For the Lexophiles
Another good source of humor from Sam Greenwood… 1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. 2. A backward poet writes inverse. 3. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. 4. Shotgun wedding: A case of
Modern Supermarket
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mist machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it mists the vegetables, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When
Things That Make You Say Hmmm
Strange Things to Ponder… 1. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’? 2. Why does mineral water that has trickled through
Famous Quotes
Great quotes from Groucho Marx: 1. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. 2. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. 3. I don’t care to belong
Illegal Aliens
A few funny ones from Jay Leno… 1) Lots of businesses were closed, streets were closed – everything was closed but that big hole down on the Mexican border. 2) There’s a lot of debate on what we call these
ACLU & Privacy
While I’m typically not a fan of the ACLU, this short video on AdCritic Interactive illustrates some of the humorous and frightening issues associated with technology and our loss of privacy. Click on the screenshot below (make sure that you
Engineering Humor
1. Optimism To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. 2. Occupations The graduate with a science degree
What’s Your Daddy Do?
I got this joke from the Grouchy Old Cripple… One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.